Category: Joke Board
A 10-year-old girl and her father go into the barber shop because her father's in need of a haircut. As he picks up the newspaper and starts reading, he hands her a twinkie to eat and keep her mind occupied while he's taking his time getting his hair cut. She tries to stand really close to her dad when the barber says, "Hey, you're going to get hair on your twinkie!" The girl turns to him and says "Yeah, and I'll grow boobs too!"